Definitions by VLOKY

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

half masting by vloky July 1, 2004

Gopher Holing 

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

Gopher Holing by vloky July 1, 2004

VLOKYISMS 

Random tangents started by silly drug addled teens.

I really like cheese, cheese is good, don't you like cheese? Dammn I did to many drugs today, I should kill myself. Sorry for the VLOKYISMS everyone

VLOKYISMS by VLOKY May 4, 2004

wisconsin 

where people from minnesota flee to when everyone in minnesota hates them

whatever happened to that asshole ted? oh he moved to wisconsin.

wisconsin by vloky April 14, 2004