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Money. Acronym for Cash Rules Everything Around Me. From the Wu-Tang Clan (36 chambers 1993).
by VAKI5 September 14, 2003

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Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person.

'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else.
1) Mickey is your average Joe - he likes football, hates opera, and thinks it's a crime to do any work on weekends.
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immediately, right away, hurry up
I need this done, pronto!
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A strikingly attractive person, usually a male. Possibly from the 1936 hit song: When My Dream Boat Comes Home , in which a girl who transports a man to the land of joy.
He's a dreamboat!!!...
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

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As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.
1) I need this done asap!

2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.
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(v) Having sexual intercourse.
"Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe" -- Ice Cube (I'm only out for one thang).
by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

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Mi'ijo is a contraction of Mi hijo--"my son"--is like "sonny" used in addressing younger boys. Affectionate use of mijo between friends and peers is a major Mexicanism. Mija (MEE hah) is used to address women, the same as mijo with males.
Mijo, que onda?.......
by VAKI5 September 20, 2005

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