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Definitions by VAKI5

hot swappable 

The ability to plug and un-plug different accessories to a computer without having to turn it off.
The laptop computer has a hot swappable port for a CD ROM or floopy disk drive.
hot swappable by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

get up on the wrong side of the bed 

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.
1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!
As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.
1) I need this done asap!

2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.
asap by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
I need this done, pronto!
pronto by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

average Joe 

Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person.

'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else.
1) Mickey is your average Joe - he likes football, hates opera, and thinks it's a crime to do any work on weekends.
average Joe by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
An Internet sensation, the mysterious model known as Keyra and Agustina by different parties wowed many with her stunning beauty, sexy poses and bootylicious figure. The true identity of Keyra / Agustina is not known, though thousands of fans have tried to learn more about her, even creating Web sites collection theories and information.
The myterious model known as Keyra, Agustina and Julieta shot from obscure beauty to Internet icon after Howard Stern declared her behind the greatest he'd ever seen in his life.
keyra by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
Someone who isn't very smart; a stupid person.

If your head is filled with air instead of brains, you probably can't think very well.
1) Susan and Jim are such airheads -- they love sports but they are failing all of their classes at school!

2) I wouldn't ask Alaine for the answer -- she's an airhead!
airhead by VAKI5 May 10, 2005