Useless Man's definitions

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023

tearstore

n. a store dedicated entirely to just onions

Jack went to the tearstore in the mall.

by Useless Man January 24, 2022

tiyryvw

the spelling of "youtube" except each letter is one off to the left on the keyboard

I tried to type "youtube" blindfolded, but I accidentally spelt "tiyryvw!"

by Useless Man March 27, 2023