Useless Man's definitions

tiyryvw

the spelling of "youtube" except each letter is one off to the left on the keyboard

I tried to type "youtube" blindfolded, but I accidentally spelt "tiyryvw!"

by Useless Man March 27, 2023

tearstore

n. a store dedicated entirely to just onions

Jack went to the tearstore in the mall.

by Useless Man January 24, 2022

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023