Definitions by Useless Man

balloon tears 

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

balloon tears by Useless Man June 14, 2023

tiyryvw 

the spelling of "youtube" except each letter is one off to the left on the keyboard

I tried to type "youtube" blindfolded, but I accidentally spelt "tiyryvw!"

tiyryvw by Useless Man March 27, 2023

tearstore 

n. a store dedicated entirely to just onions

Jack went to the tearstore in the mall.

tearstore by Useless Man January 24, 2022