Condom

What broke when u parents had u
Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
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Daddy

Daddy is a used wird in bed when u call ur man with a big dick daddy he will go faster
Cody:suck harder baby

sarah:shove ur giant ass dick in my pussy daddy

cody:ok then baby girl

sarah:oh go harder daddy make that big dick touch my heart cum all over my insides

cody:babe i cant see my dick no more can u feel it i think its to far in
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