Definitions by Urbane Gorilla

bucharest 

To be bucharest is to be very hungry. (Bucharest is the capital of hungary)

I'm so hungry I'm bucharest

bucharest by urbane gorilla November 2, 2006

ton 

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"

ton by urbane gorilla July 29, 2005

Mr./Ms. Right 

Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.

I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!

Mr./Ms. Right by urbane gorilla July 20, 2005

aberdab 

Haberdashery. Originally small wares such as needles and thread, also - crucially - hats. In the urbans jungle an aberdab is a hat, especially a baseball cap.

Question: "Where's me aberdab?"
Answer: "On the floor, where you left it!"

aberdab by urbane gorilla June 29, 2005

chavriolet

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?"
Baz: "Yea, top innit?"
Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"

chavriolet by urbane gorilla June 25, 2005

Astroturf 

Fake marijuana (not real grass)

Puff - puff - COUGH! - splutter
“That’s not ganga, that’s Astroturf!”

Astroturf by Urbane Gorilla June 20, 2005

chavalier

An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

A Vauxhall Chavalier

chavalier by urbane gorilla June 2, 2005