Urbane Gorilla's definitions

chavriolet

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?"
Baz: "Yea, top innit?"
Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"

by urbane gorilla June 25, 2005

chavalier

An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

A Vauxhall Chavalier

by urbane gorilla June 2, 2005

ton

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"

by urbane gorilla July 29, 2005

Astroturf

Fake marijuana (not real grass)

Puff - puff - COUGH! - splutter
“That’s not ganga, that’s Astroturf!”

by Urbane Gorilla June 20, 2005

bucharest

To be bucharest is to be very hungry. (Bucharest is the capital of hungary)

I'm so hungry I'm bucharest

by urbane gorilla November 2, 2006

aberdab

Haberdashery. Originally small wares such as needles and thread, also - crucially - hats. In the urbans jungle an aberdab is a hat, especially a baseball cap.

Question: "Where's me aberdab?"
Answer: "On the floor, where you left it!"

by urbane gorilla June 29, 2005

Mr./Ms. Right

Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.

I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!

by urbane gorilla July 20, 2005