What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.
Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.
John: What a fucking window licker.
John: What a fucking window licker.
by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2019
(Tai-mingd)
A word/phrase I came up with for the following scenario in the game For Honor;
When the enemy team is nearing 1000 points and you are killed by an enemy, and the length of the execution animation the enemy uses extends your death to after they have reached 1000 points, causing you to be unable to respawn when, if a shorter execution had been used or none at all, you would have died before they reached 1000 points and been able to respawn.
A word/phrase I came up with for the following scenario in the game For Honor;
When the enemy team is nearing 1000 points and you are killed by an enemy, and the length of the execution animation the enemy uses extends your death to after they have reached 1000 points, causing you to be unable to respawn when, if a shorter execution had been used or none at all, you would have died before they reached 1000 points and been able to respawn.
by UrbanScribe7 May 27, 2021
Those wierd TV shows that come on at 4am. No matter what channel you're on it will have 4am TV shows. Examples include Joe Pera Talks with You, Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, George Lopez, and others.
I woke up at 4am yesterday and turned on the TV and couldn't find anything I normally watch. Just 4am TV shows.
by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2018
Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.
Edgelord
•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.
•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.
Edgelord
•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.
•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.
by UrbanScribe7 January 17, 2018
What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 15, 2018
Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.
"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017