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Definitions by Urban Poison

A frustrated woman that regrets marrying her deadbeat husband and having kids and vents all of her issues on her students by giving irrelevant work that does not progress their intellect.
Or

The one that never sleeps in order to maintain the student's assigniments as much as possible.
Our teacher is a loureiro.

Loureiros can be annoying especially when they don’t sleep enough.
Loureiro by Urban Poison June 10, 2020

Jake Paul 

A severely autistic neanderthal who fails to brainwash kids on the internet with his cringey content.
I'm sorry to inform that your son is a Jake Paul and nothing can be done to alleviate his condition.
Jake Paul by Urban Poison June 10, 2020

Carole Baskin 

A crazed serial killer that constantly lies about the murders she committed throughout and she will likely feed you to her pet tigers when you misbehave
It is considered dangerous to go near a Carole Baskin as she can feed you to her tigers.

Please report to the police if you see a Carole Baksin.
Carole Baskin by Urban Poison June 10, 2020

Jihad Express 

A radical muslim airlines.
The employees from Jihad express are very unethical concerning their methods.
Jihad Express by Urban Poison August 30, 2019
A frustrated christian person who beats his dick off almost everyday for being jealous of other people in life.
Uses the classic christian speech to hide his homosexuality.
Haddon is gay.
Haddon by Urban Poison June 7, 2019