Definitions by Urban Non-Fictionary

Rejection

Trust me. I know how it feels. You put up a good zinger of a Definition up here on uRbaN DICTIONARY, one may call it. Then Suddenly out of nowhere... (KABOOM) It's allllll gone. All that hard work you put into a meaningless UD Pun, Evaporated, Eviscerated, Evicted out of thin air.

<Nooooooooo Hella good idea for a definition I'll never be able to see or remember again. Why WHYYYYYYYY!?)
(Wasn't this about some kind of definition for "Rejection">
<Well both hurt Speaker B)
(Yeah but it's more about discarding something after it is not deemed or seemed 'fit'>
<s-sSame tThing *proceeds to cry*)
(oh brother>

Rejection by Urban Non-Fictionary March 21, 2026

Holy Shit

That's the sound you make whenever you realise Urban Dictionary can go from all Fun and Games or Shits and Giggles to Serious or Genuinely Helpful

I Mean this is URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE! We still call it Dictionary because it's sooo funny hardyharhar.
Grow ups like these make you realise Urban is Love, Urban is Life.

Alternatively it can be summarised up in one word.

(Holy Shit>

Holy Shit by Urban Non-Fictionary March 19, 2026

Windscreen Face

An Insult Guided directly towards people who wear glasses

<Hey Windscreen Face)
(I Told you I am not A Windscreen Wiper Face>
<Then what are those on your face?)
(THEY'RE GLASSES!>
<Nerd!)
(*frustration*>

Windscreen Face by Urban Non-Fictionary March 18, 2026

Urban Non-Fictionary

It's Me! It's My Name! Yaaaa- ahem.
A Stupid title I decided to create for my author

Fun fact: You're likely only seeing urban non-fictionary because you went on my author collection

Urban Non-Fictionary by Urban Non-Fictionary March 18, 2026

Porno

(Short for Pornography) Media of Nude people fucking. That's literally it. You can't take this down Urban, It's true.
It's also what 69.69% of UD Definitions are. Especially in This category.

A: Pornos are hot.
B: well Duh. They're designed to be.

Porno by Urban Non-Fictionary March 15, 2026

Pronoun

Pronouns are a thing where you're tired of saying a name or nouns so you say things like she/he/they/it/we/me/i/you/ours etc etc. Please note that pronouns don't necessarily refer to gender identity.

Pronouns! They tell you who and what you are!

Pronoun by Urban Non-Fictionary March 14, 2026

Urbanned

It's when this dictionary site (Urban Dictionary) bans you for repeated violations of their guidelines.

So in other words, "Urbanned" is not me but it might be you someday

Urbanned by Urban Non-Fictionary March 10, 2026