Definitions by Urban Jed

tweetdick 

Someone that doesn't respond to your work emails while tweeting all day their various feelings about things.

My tweetdick of a manager is too busy to give me notes, but at least she found time to spread the word on that adorable cat video she stumbled upon.

tweetdick by Urban Jed August 25, 2011

starbucksification 

displacement of small business by large corporations (seeking to target upper- or middle-income families or individuals), thus stripping them of authenticity.

Ann Arbor was a cute little town until the starbucksification of State Street.

starbucksification by Urban Jed February 5, 2010

myjacking

Stealing a friend's song on MySpace.

I had this really awesome song on my page, which I loved until Karen myjacked it. Now no one will know which one of us found it first. What a douche!

MyJacking

myjacking by Urban Jed October 24, 2007

porn eye 

Eye soreness caused by staring at a TV or computer monitor for long periods of time, usually while watching porn.

I could have watched that webcam girl all night, but I eventually had to log off when I got porn eye.

porn eye by Urban Jed July 3, 2007