BCE

From BC, standing for "Before Christ" but for politically correct reasons has been changed to BCE, meaning "Before the Common Era". Refers to the time before Jesus's birth. See also, CE
I wasn't born in 1988 BCE you idiot, I was born in 1988 CE.
by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004
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awkward turtle

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.
"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
by Urban Dictionary December 06, 2007
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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"
"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.
by Urban Dictionary December 25, 2007
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dumbfart

"DUDE! Look Dumbfart is on the map!" *hysteric laughter*
by Urban Dictionary July 12, 2005
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demented

Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.
-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits
by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2005
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rager

A party where super-heroes and super-villans get wasted together, so they can be friends one day out of the ear
"what's up Magneto. So glad you came to the super 'rager', is this the line for the bathroom? Do you want to match bowls later?"
by Urban Dictionary May 04, 2008
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godfuck

a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.
godfuck, i left my paper at home.
by Urban Dictionary November 11, 2005
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