Urban Dictionary's definitions

behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.

look at that girl shes a behemoth

by Urban Dictionary February 7, 2005

chiquita

chiquita-meaning slow;retarted;one has no clue what is going on in life;not reluctant;stupid;sustainable idiot

I found out that George Bush has a chiquita attitude.

by Urban Dictionary September 2, 2004

cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006

Kernhawg

The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.

Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.

noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.

by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006

bobaddict

a person who is addicted to drinks that contain boba, a dark tapioca pearl

I am a certifiable bobaddict since I can't go without milk tea with boba for more than a day.

by Urban Dictionary October 4, 2004

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009

Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

OR

When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.

"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"

by Urban Dictionary December 9, 2008