Urban Dictionary's definitions

Guff

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.

by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

Spiritism

Religion, Science, and Philosophy compiled and organized by Allan Kardec in 1857. For more on Spiritism, visit www.allankardec.ca or www.spiritism.ca

He believes in Spiritism, so he is a Spiritist

by Urban Dictionary February 8, 2004

HVHS

(Hoosac Valley High School) An institution in which alcohol is more important than water, drugs are the number-one source of a person's income, and football players get away with anything, including assault and driving under the influence. The ratio of Caucasians to minorities is 200:1. Also, if you are a male and have long hair, you are instantly popular. Emo kids, however, are frowned upon.

-Yo man, I wanna get DRUNK!
-Okay, let's go find some kids who go to HVHS, they know where the parties are at.

-Dude, did I just see a black guy?
-No, that must have just been your shadow. We're at HVHS, moron!

-Woah, Ben's got awesome hair!
-Guess he's the most popular kid in the grade.

by Urban Dictionary November 21, 2006

ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

No the Knights Who until recently said ne Actually Say Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! followed (muffle noise unable to make out sound) this is pronounced "eky eky Pitang zoop bong." proof of this is in the subtitles for all you people who illegally downloaded it! And Graham Chapman came back from the dead and told me so himself. so Have that, Ne

"a shrubbery"
no you are ponucing it Wrong it's Pi-Tang
Get on with it
"Scene Twenty-Four"

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

Man Slam

To fuck a girl so hard that her head goes through a wall, then your buddy on the other side of the wall sticks his dick in her mouth.

"Hey girl, whats wrong with your head?"
"I got Man Slammed."
"You should have been wearing your Viking Helmet."

by Urban Dictionary June 30, 2008

box shot

Catching a quick glimpse of a womans vagina. With her being unaware of it.

WOW. HEY. Did you just catch that box shot?

by Urban Dictionary April 19, 2008