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shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005
To express frustration or disapproval of a situation.
' will you just shut up and fry those sausages'

'meh'
meh by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2005
Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.
-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits
demented by Urban Dictionary February 27, 2005
1. A clock
2. A very annoying bird
3. Someone that has heard too many coocoos in his life aka "cooc"
1. That fucking coocoo clock is getting on my nerves!

2. That Fucking coocoo bird is pissing me off!!

3. AAAHHH ooblykaaa!!! I CANT STAND IT!!!!! AAAHHHH OOOHHH EEEE AAAHHH.
-- whoa, that guys a cooc
coocoo by Urban Dictionary February 27, 2005
A PROVINCE of Canada, which it's population is (sadly) generalized as patriotic.
The Québécois (population) are not all against learning english, and do not all want Quebec to become a country.

Quebec is a beautiful province with great nature and great cities such as Montreal.

Quebecois are party and family people, kinda like italians.
Though replace the spaghetti with Poutine, and the wine with beer.
Québécois : tabarn*ck!
Stranger : Wtf is that?
Québécois : Want a beer?
Stranger : SURE!
quebec by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005

montreal 

Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.

Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.

The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.

Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.

The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.

The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.

And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.

Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.
Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green
montreal by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005
This is Turkish and the definition is "She whom must be obeyed". Therefore she must be given everything to fulfill her every need and desire...so...
When your girl (or boy if you want) demands something and you give in..or OBEY as the name suggests...this is called an Ayse
Ayse by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005