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when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight
"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"
bed job by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

Do it Fluid 

it's whatevea liquid you put off into yo body whenever you wanna get trashed
I need some of that Do it fluid mane.
Do it Fluid by Urban Dictionary August 15, 2007

spit the G 

It means to spit your game, flirt with a girl/guy depending on your choice. In one word, seducing. Hopefully after spitting the G you get laid. ;
I spit the G last night and then i went over her house and we got it on like donkey kong. I rode her like seabiscuit.
spit the G by Urban Dictionary July 28, 2007
I decided to hnq with Jessica last night... What a dumb cunt! She fell for it.
SCORE
hnq by Urban Dictionary July 23, 2007

Pakistani Shower 

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating
Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.
Mike- Hey did you see Clarissa today?
Jon- Oh that Damasco girl again.
damasco by Urban Dictionary July 10, 2007

bite down 

get drunk, get high, pop a bean, do a line or two
same as above, man go head and bite down made popular by boyz n da hood rap group
bite down by Urban Dictionary June 18, 2007