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Relationship Terrorist

ri-ley-shuh n-ship ter-er-ist
An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.

These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.

Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).
How is your girlfriend?

She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love….

Oh…they got you too?
by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2009
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call earl

call earl, meaning puke or vomit, throw up after drinking mad alcohol.
man im finna call earl fer real
by Urban Dictionary December 19, 2005
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Iqra

Arabic name; means to read.
If you know a person Iqra, you are lucky! They are hard to find and hard to keep. Awesome friends to have!
by Urban Dictionary May 26, 2008
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The Executive

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".
Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."
by Urban Dictionary October 12, 2008
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farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.
by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2005
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber: *High pitched voice* Baby you know I love you.

Guy 1: -_-
Guy 2: >.<
Guy 3: O.O
Guy 4: 0.o
Guy 5: T.T
by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2011
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love nugget

The small mosrel of poo eaten during a rim-job. Usually pops out when reciever of rim-job orgasms
Tim was Giving Kraig a rim-job, and as Kraig screamed in ectasy Tim ate his love nugget.
by Urban Dictionary May 20, 2005
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