Ur MOM's definitions

s.pc.

Short People Club(people who kick-ass) don't judge us cause were short

person 1: are u apart of the s.p.c

person 2: hell yeah

by ur mom April 2, 2005

hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

by ur mom May 13, 2005

guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

by ur mom March 2, 2005

James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

by Ur Mom October 26, 2004

uber

ADJ. When something is very 1337 and can be used freely with skateboard/snowboard tricks

Also a ADV. When something is done in an uber like style

ADJ - That sick ass move he did was pretty damn uber!

ADV - He busted the move uberly

by ur mom March 4, 2004

Gangsta Person

A word of a person who is named michelle

Michelle was a gangsta when u did drive by eggin

by UR mom August 24, 2004

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004