Ur MOM's definitions

Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

by ur mom September 24, 2003

berson

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

by ur mom March 7, 2005

guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

by ur mom March 2, 2005

hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

by ur mom May 13, 2005

metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever

mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar

by ur mom May 13, 2005

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

tiwa

Tiwa, the french kid at Shorecrest Prep's buddhist dad, is actually synonymous with "shit".

Geez, dude! I just took a big tiwa! Don't go in there.

by ur mom March 18, 2005