Ur MOM's definitions

smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack

omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.

by ur mom March 30, 2004

stag

Australian for a hard on, erection or whatever you want to call it

Oh man that porn gave me the biggest stag

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

frigger

a person with an extreme amount of freckles who trys to act black

1. steve saucer is such a frigger
2.matt folkimore only w/ freckles

by ur mom November 11, 2003

Weak Ass Bitches

The perfect insult to address your enemies with.

I can call these people Weak Ass Bitches:
-John Kerry
-Anti-white Black racists
-Middle Eastern Islamic terrorists
-Hardcore Punks with pierced faces
-Anti-Native American people
-Ultra-liberals of any race
-Homos
-Your Mom

by Ur Mom November 6, 2004

berson

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

by ur mom March 7, 2005

s.pc.

Short People Club(people who kick-ass) don't judge us cause were short

person 1: are u apart of the s.p.c

person 2: hell yeah

by ur mom April 2, 2005

James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

by Ur Mom October 26, 2004