Ur MOM's definitions

Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

by ur mom September 24, 2003

speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.

that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!

by ur mom March 18, 2005

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

Epkwxr

One zesty chick who can be a blast to be around once she has consumed a small amount of caffine, preferably in the form of coffe... zebra... double shot...

Me, the coolest coffee-drinking, hyper-active, your mom-saying, lost calling-calling, hyphen-utilizing Amber this side of the galaxy!!

by ur mom April 5, 2004

prude

to not have hooked up with someone before. Depruded means to have hooked up w/ some1

"dude ur not prude anymore, was it good?"

by ur mom June 9, 2004

Weak Ass Bitches

The perfect insult to address your enemies with.

I can call these people Weak Ass Bitches:
-John Kerry
-Anti-white Black racists
-Middle Eastern Islamic terrorists
-Hardcore Punks with pierced faces
-Anti-Native American people
-Ultra-liberals of any race
-Homos
-Your Mom

by Ur Mom November 6, 2004

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003