4 definitions by Unoriginal Pseudonym

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 25, 2015

Straf

To inhale air through one's butt (I.e. Backwards farts)

My friend used to be able to straf on command, then release them whenever he pleased.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 24, 2015

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 20, 2016

eskimo fart

To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.

To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes

Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts

by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 24, 2015