Definitions by Unoriginal Pseudonym

Pop the weasel 

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

Pop the weasel by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

Straf 

To inhale air through one's butt (I.e. Backwards farts)

My friend used to be able to straf on command, then release them whenever he pleased.

Straf by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 28, 2015

eskimo fart 

To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.

To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes

Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts

eskimo fart by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 28, 2015

mental squat 

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

mental squat by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015