Unlearned Hand's definitions

NAFTA

NAFTA stands for 'not a fucking thing, asshole'. It's what you utter when some dipshit criticizes OUR president.

Dipshit: What's wrong with that orange dude in the WH?

NAFTA!

by Unlearned Hand February 16, 2017

Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

Now

The taint or perineum

In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'

by Unlearned Hand January 16, 2022

Princeton Institute of Social Science

An expensive Northeastern elitist school with a terrific acronym.

Give me a P

Give me an I

Give me an S
Give me an S
What does it spell?

Princeton Institute of Social Science!

PISS on you!

by Unlearned Hand January 26, 2010