Definitions by Unlearned Hand

Now

The taint or perineum

In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'

Now by Unlearned Hand January 16, 2022

Strum the dummy 

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

Strum the dummy by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

NAFTA

NAFTA stands for 'not a fucking thing, asshole'. It's what you utter when some dipshit criticizes OUR president.

Dipshit: What's wrong with that orange dude in the WH?

NAFTA!

NAFTA by Unlearned Hand February 16, 2017

Princeton Institute of Social Science 

An expensive Northeastern elitist school with a terrific acronym.

Give me a P

Give me an I

Give me an S
Give me an S
What does it spell?

Princeton Institute of Social Science!

PISS on you!

Princeton Institute of Social Science by Unlearned Hand January 26, 2010