TBS

Stands for 'typical bloody SITA': the Head of Marketing in floods of tears after the CEO has slept through a presentation; backbiting colleagues; bewildering delays in payments; world hunger.
'Have the invoices been paid?'
'No.'
'TBS.'

'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'
by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004
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Captain Zip

Urban film-maker in London. Famous for his Super-8 films of 70s and 80s punks, and more recent works exploring the world of BDSM. Captain Zip still makes all his work in Super-8 cine film, although a number of his works have been transferred onto video for storage in the archives of the British Film Insitute.
The quiet guy with the cine camera is Captain Zip
by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003
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Ka

A distinctively-shaped small car built by Ford. Derided by some, although adored by owners.
"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
by Uncle Whippity October 05, 2004
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perve

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.
It was good to go out with some fellow perves
by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003
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Ramming the U-boat

'Ramming the U-boat' refers to the act of DP of a young lady with two gentleman's parts in the same nether orifice - whether that be Dv or DA. Once one gentleman's part has been inserted, the second gentleman can be said to be 'ramming the U-boat' as he introduces his equipment alongside the first gentleman's parts - a process which will necessitate two two penii contacting each other repeatedly. The adult actress Gauge can often be seen in her films as the hostess to such an action.

While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.
In this film, everything happens: DP, A2M, ramming the U-boat....
by Uncle Whippity May 10, 2007
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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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gone to shirt

When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.
This place has recently gone to shirt.
by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005
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