mayonnaise

burger sauce, dumbass

mayonnaise more like mayonnaids

by Uncle Snap December 19, 2023

Mayonnaise

IT’S JUST BURGER SAUCE

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah

by Uncle Snap July 05, 2023

touch grass

something fortnite kids need to do

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass

by Uncle Snap April 15, 2023

Cinco De Mayo

a day where americans get drunk at mexican restaurants

Christopher got drunk on cinco de mayo

by Uncle Snap May 05, 2023

male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by Uncle Snap November 18, 2023

Diesel

Engines that are a gift from god

We love smokin that diesel. It screams out freedom like a big bald eagle

by Uncle Snap July 23, 2023

9 year old

The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.

Also, fuck you roman.

Crackhead 1: THIS IS STUPID!!!

Crackhead 2: Stop it 9 year old

by Uncle Snap December 25, 2022