obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by Uncle Snap March 24, 2024

ron beer

ginger billy’s ford escort with the back cut off like a truck and has a lawnmower blade and engine.

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass

by Uncle Snap June 21, 2023

draft kings

they are so desperate for users

draft kings suck. use caesar’s rewards

by Uncle Snap June 18, 2024

Peggies

A term used for the cult members in far cry 5

A redneck term for classmates and/or coworkers

Sharky: PEGGIES!

Jacob: God these darn peggies being annoying makes me wanna kill myself

by Uncle Snap July 18, 2023

attention

the only thing gay ppl who show pride want

Kenneth just wants attention

by Uncle Snap August 18, 2023

fernleaf community charter school

barely any hot girls, libtard as hell, transtards going in the bathroom of the opposite sex, whores in high school, communist teachers, targets students with an IEP, and is a hippie school, kids on pot, and dumbasses falling off balconies.

fernleaf community charter school sucks

by Uncle Snap April 05, 2024

Democrat

Someone who wakes up in the morning, turns on MSNBC, then gets in there electric car to get an abortion.

see? i just summed up a democrat in 5 seconds

by Uncle Snap December 22, 2023