Damn

The word the fish said when he swam into a wall.

Fish: Swims into wall
Fish: Damn.

by Uncle Snap February 27, 2023

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Balls Face

A asshole in school who thinks he is the king of the world and fucks around with anyone and tells them to shut up. They usually play with their balls instead of working.

Eli: Dude Donnovan is being a jerk.

Marley: Yeah he is a Balls Face

by Uncle Snap October 09, 2022

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male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by Uncle Snap November 18, 2023

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marriage

it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered

marriage sux. stick to gf

by Uncle Snap June 08, 2024

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Jojo Siwa Phase

The Jojo Siwa Phase is when a little girl (usually the age of 5 to 7) decides to be a dumbass and act like jojo siwa.

Katie: My little sister is going through the Jojo Siwa Phase.

Marley: So?

Katie: She thinks she is jojo and gets the same clothes as her and sings like a pisshead.

Marley: wtf

Also Aiden, Fuck you too.

by Uncle Snap October 02, 2022

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