Uncle SAM's definitions

g4tv

just about the worst network ever. It is bent on becoming the mtv for retarded 13 year old pokemon card yielding tools who havent finished puberty yet. This is done by taking over techtv and destroying all the shows on it by dumbing them into the same stupid nonsense with rstupid hosts that only have looks going for them.

ANIME-HALO FAG#763893: OMGGOZEERJSS!!11 G4 IS THE BESTEREST EVER CHI LAN IS HOTTT!f

by uncle sam December 11, 2004

scanless

slang/ghetto way of saying scandalous

damn! dat was scanless!

by uncle sam February 19, 2010

the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.

Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.

by uncle sam December 11, 2004

lold

a play on words of lol and old for something thats funny but also old referring to someone posting a link to something that many people already viewed

noob: hey check this link out _____
joe: lold

by Uncle Sam December 20, 2006

diamond in the back

a characteristic of early model cadillacs used primarily by the urban community that was popularized in a classic song, "Be Thankful for What You Got" by one-hit wonder William Devaughn and has been covered and sampled many times over, most notebly in rap songs beginning in the early 90s.

Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back
You may not have a car at all
But remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tall

Just be thankful for what you've got
Though you may not drive a great big Cadillac
Diamond in the back, sunroof top
Diggin' the scene
With a gangsta lean
Gangsta whitewalls
TV antennas in the back

by uncle sam November 5, 2004

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; one who we should all strive to be

Gee, i wish i was George W. Bush. What a great American

by Uncle Sam March 10, 2005

computer science

A demanding major but not as hard as many would like you to think. If you think CS is hard try CE where you do the core CS classes along with EE classes and extra math and physics.

computer science is a fun yet demanding major

by uncle sam March 31, 2008