Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Pressed like a panini
on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
Pressed like a panini by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
Derployed
Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob
Derployed by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025
Tesla Graveyard
Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
Tesla Graveyard by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025
Chismosa Corner
2 bitchy queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race created a Chismosa Corner on Season 17 where they cut down their other sisters for filth and kiki until cows come home
Chismosa Corner by Uncle Joosie January 18, 2025
Chuck Grasslighting
Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.
Chuck Grasslighting by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025
Derp Führer
Donald fucking Trump
avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint
Derp Führer by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025