Uncle Beasley's definitions

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).

After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.

by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006

fweep

1,1,1,trichloroethane...Chemical solvent found in some aerosol cans until banned by the U.S. government in the mid-90's, who accused the chemical of depleting the ozone layer...A favorite among gas huffers, fweep would be sprayed onto a piece of cloth, then the cloth placed over the mouth, and last, followed by a DEEP breath.

Don't bogart the fweep can, you bitch-ass!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Cluck Walk

When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.

Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Freshie

An unused hypodermic needle.

Jimmy, you got any freshies? My current rig is a little seedy.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

for a minute

A time span implying a very long time

Damn, Marquis...You ain't hit dat dipper for a minute...Pass dat shit over dis way!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell ringer

A phenomenon experienced after shooting cocaine...A feeling as if yer ears are ringing.

That coke blast gave me a hella bell ringer

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006