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butterhead

Muthafukkuh went through dat boulder in five minutes??!!...Butterhead Nagger...
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the butterheadmug.

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).
After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.
by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006
mugGet the fishmug.

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...
When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the Jim Jones Partymug.

re-roll

A homemade cigarette made with the remaining tobacco twisted out from several smoked cigarette butts, then all of the tobacco is then rolled in a rolling paper.
Gather up all the ashtrays and we'll make a re-roll.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the re-rollmug.

Blower

A person who makes things out of glass, by glass blowing
I know the blower who blew yer bitch.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the Blowermug.

gas huffer

An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion
Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the gas huffermug.

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse
Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?
by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006
mugGet the smoking that shitmug.

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