Definitions by Uncle Beasley

Ether 

Describes ether-based cocaine, typically thought to be of a superior quality.

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether.

Ether by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

Ether 

Term used to describe ether-based cocaine...Usually thought to be of superior quality

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether

Ether by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

up the ol' dirt road by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

fish 

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).

After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.

fish by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006

couch surf 

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

couch surf by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

know what i'm screaming 

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"

Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?

know what i'm screaming by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Hoodles Device 

Formal and more reverent version of "Hoodles"

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

They had no bowl or papers around, so they assembled a Hoodles Device out of an empty 2-liter bottle, aluminum foil, and a bucket, to smoke that Shwag.

Hoodles Device by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006