clit

Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."
by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007
mugGet the clitmug.

slag

Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.
"She slept with, John, Rick, Tom and Peter, and that was before breakfast. She's such a slag."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
mugGet the slagmug.

Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.
"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."
by Umbongo - England April 01, 2003
mugGet the Going Commandomug.

mahusive

A splicing of the words 'massive' and 'huge'. Used to indicate that something is large in measurement, and that the size need be excitedly proclaimed.
"Did you see that burger fat Jake ate? It was mahusive!"
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
mugGet the mahusivemug.

VPL

Acronym for Visible Panty Line.

Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.

VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.

Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.

Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
- "Damn! Check dat booty!"
- "Nah, man. Can't see it for all that VPL."
by Umbongo - England April 01, 2003
mugGet the VPLmug.

gbf

An acronym for Gay Best Friend. A homosexual man who is the best friend of a woman.

The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.

GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
"Mike is soooo hot. Too bad he's just my GBF."
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
mugGet the gbfmug.

whopper

An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.
"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
mugGet the whoppermug.