Umbongo - England's definitions
Acronym for Visible Panty Line.
Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
Since the Nobel Prize for Outstanding Services to Mankind was awarded to Sisqo
for promoting the thong, VPL has
fortunately become a rarer sight on the bottoms of women across the globe.
VPL is where the panties of a woman are visible through the material of lower-body clothing. This is a definite fashion misdemeanor (as any gbf will tell you). VPL damages the aesthetic beauty of a fine rump, and can be very harmful to a woman's health.
Only in two cases is it allowable to have VPL - During Rag Week and severe hemorrhoids.
Known cures for VPL are the G-string, V-string, thong, tanga, T-back and
going commando.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
Get the VPLmug. Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007
Get the clitmug. More accurately the name 'y-fronts' comes from the shape of the undergarment which can be seen as the letter 'y' in much the same way a 't-shirt' may be viewed as the letter 't'.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the y-frontsmug. Male undergarment distinguised by a 'y' shaped penis-flap at the front, which allows easy access for BJs or golden showers.
May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.
May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the y-frontsmug. An acronym for Gay Best Friend. A homosexual man who is the best friend of a woman.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.
GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
Get the gbfmug. Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Get the slagmug. If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
Get the Going Commandomug.