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Sex

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Sex is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
Where a guy sticks his location
Up the girl's location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my demonstration?
Or do you need an explanation? 😏
Did you know having sex makes you feel as happy as winning £1000,000?
by UltimateDoge February 24, 2021
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Daily Star

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A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'
by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021
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Free thinker

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What conspiracy theorists claim themselves to be to make themselves to be as they don't follow the official MSM narrative. Essentially it is a term used to make themselves feel smarter and believe that in the know, therefore alleviating their feelings of superiority over other people.
BBC News: Scientists say that wearing masks protects other from the virus.

Billy-Bob Joe on Youtube with an IQ of 62: I'm a "free thinker", I will not be a sheep, therefore I will not be wearing a smelly mask. They make people look like poo poo heads.
by UltimateDoge February 12, 2021
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Fortnite Player

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Fortnite Players are a group of under achievers who are yet to lose their virginity (maybe have a wank over skins if anything) and usually appear obese and sluggish. They are nothing but angry kids and man-children who troll on the chat or go around in daily life repeating dances from fortnite or repeating things said on it like an autist with echolalia.
"Jack is a 22 year old fortnite player and is yet to lose his virginity.
by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021
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Kiddy Fiddler

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"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021
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Dippy

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Person 1: What is 2+2
Person 2: 5?
Person 1: Facepalms* it's 4 you dippy retard!
by UltimateDoge December 25, 2020
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Solcredulist

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Mentally retarded sheeple who read The Sun Newspaper and believe every word they say without question.
Solcredulists are naive, gullible and sheepish individuals.
by UltimateDoge December 25, 2020
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