UltimateDoge's definitions

John Cena

Invisible

You can't see John Cena

by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022

Dandruff

When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.

I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Zero

A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has an even better guitar solo than Wasted Years by Iron Maiden and that's saying something.

Iron Maiden is my favourite band don't get me wrong, but The Smashing Pumpkins smashed the guitar solo for Zero so much in fact it is better than Wasted Years.

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022

New Word

5 minutes silence for those who thought that that this was the part you had to click to define a new word.

New word

by UltimateDoge May 20, 2021

Gish!

The best album by The Smashing Pumpkins consisting of masterpieces such as Bury me, I Am One, Siva, Rhinoceros, Snail, Tristessa, Crush, Daydream, Suffer and Window Paine.

Sorry Mellon Collie And The infinite Sadness fand, Gish! Is far superior.

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

Lars Ulrich

Good drummer and is funny asf. He always does something weird and zany simply fir the purpose of having a laugh.

Fuck all you Lars Ulrich haters, he's awesome!

by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Algorithm

Something the Urban Dictionary has due to the company's SJW beliefs, so the Urbdic creates a bunch of bots which randomly dislike any definition that goes against their narrative.

Person 1" I have so many dislikes on my urbdic definitions for some reason, even though my definitions are correct.

Person 2: Ah, it must be Urban dictionary's algorithm. Urbdic decides what definition deserves the most likes and what doesn't. Most of the SJW shit will be the top definition or close to it.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021