Definitions by UltimateDoge
Mayo Monkey
A racist term directed towards white people. Equivalent to calling a black person attacked chimpanzee, monkey and other primates.
Mayo Monkey by UltimateDoge September 25, 2021
Dear white people
A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.
Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!
White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
Dear white people by UltimateDoge September 19, 2021
Mansplaining
Mansplaining by UltimateDoge September 14, 2021
Nicola Sturgeon
The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?
Nicola Sturgeon by UltimateDoge September 5, 2021
Strawman
Person A: I think driving under the influence of alcohol is bad.
Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?
Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......
Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?
Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......
Strawman by UltimateDoge September 3, 2021
Democracy
Something the Urban Dictionary doesn't believe in because instead of letting urbdic users upvote or downvote a definition, they have this friend called the Algorithm. He is a mythical genie who decides what goes viral and what doesn't. Unfortunately, he/she/they/them/him/her/ will choose whether something has more likes than dislikes or has more dislikes than likes rather than people on urban dictionary to decide for themselves.
Urban dictionary needs to put Algorithm in retirement and impose a democracy so the urbdic community can decide which definition is good and which definition is bad.
Democracy by UltimateDoge September 2, 2021