UltimateDoge's definitions

Liberalism

Where people support social diversity, but they can't achieve it because liberals have double standards. While liberals support black lives matter and support women's rights, they go about bashing men and bashing white people although men and women pretty much have the same rights now and slavery is no more, yet people are making a fuss about it and still shaming white people about it although none of us white people living in today's society took part in it.

Liberalism ideology is so contradictory. They want equal rights, but they just make it worse by making relations towards the other side worse.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Porn

One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.

Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Fat Shaming

Something that needs to be done to get someone to lose weight before they develop diabetes, become ill and die.

Holy shit! Ian is 6"3 and 320lbs, he needs to lose weight before he gets ill, dies then won't be there to raise his own children. I might have to use the fat Shaming technique in order to get him to do show, it is the only way he will listen.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Whataboutism

General comeback used by Liberal cucks to discredit someone's point about double standards.

Intelligent person: "Why do black people get away with racism and white people don't?, The media goes on a tizzy whenever a white person is racist to a black person, but not vise versa?"

Libtard- Nice whataboutism

Intelligent person: Why do women get away with hitting men, but when men hit women, the media and the public go crazy?"

Libtard: Very nice whataboutism.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021

Mental Health

Something that no one actually understands.

People who laugh at mental health are sociopaths who deserve to be locked up.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021

Depression

A mental health issue that no one understands?

Boomer: "How can Ryan be depressed? He is so privileged and has a range rover, he thinks he has had it so hard when there are people starving in Africa?"

Intelligent person: "I don't find your whataboutery compelling, you do realise that while depression may be caused by traumatic events, that isn't always the case. Depression is disorder caused by insufficient serotonin production which is the "happy hormone" in the brain. Please do your research before spouting utter nonesense please and thank you"

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021

Div

Insult used by the British to undermine someone with a lack of intelligence.

"I just bumped my head off the shelf!"

"Well that makes you a bit of a div doesn't it?"

by UltimateDoge March 10, 2021