I'm never drinking again

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
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Saxon

Saxon, Judas Priest And Iron Maiden are the masters of NWOBHM
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Saxon

Great NWOBHM band who emerged during the same era as Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. Their style is similar to both of those bands, however closer to Judas Priest I would say and many of their songs are tuned half a step down to get a heavier sound.
Saxon rules
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Pingu

All hail Lord Pingu!
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Stand By Me

1. Stand by Me is a book written by Stephen King which then got remade into a movie in 1986. The plot consists of 4 boys called Vern Tessio, Gordie Lachance, Chris Chambers and Teddy Duchamp went on an adventure to find a local teenager's dead body of Ray Brower who got hit by a train while berry picking. The movie consists of perilous scenes such as having to run away from an incoming train as they went through the train track to go to the woods, they fell into a river which had leeches and got leeches all over their bodies which cause Gordie Lachance to faint, then once they found the dead body, Ace Merril and his cronies encountered the 4 boys, almost stabbed Chris Chambers, but didn't stab him due to the fright the gunshot made when Gordie Lachance pulled the trigger. His intention wasn't to aim for anyone, but to stand up for himself in front of Ace and his gang without taking malicious or barbarous action such as shooting or stabbing them.

2. An amazing song composed by Ben E King which was released in 1961 and was played during the credits of the Stand By Me movie.
1. Person 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Person 2: What movie?
Person 1:Stand By me
Person 2: Hell yes, my other mate told me it is the best damn movie he has ever watched
Person 1: Oh you'll love it, trust me.

2. Stand by me lyrics:

Verse 1

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Chorus

So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me

Verse 2

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Chorus

And darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Instrumental

Chorus

Darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, just stand now
Oh, stand, stand by me
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Poof

1. A derogatory term for a gay man

2. A british term to call someone sensitive and weak

3. Something appears like magic with no apparent cause.
1. You're a poof ya wee faggot

2. Man up you poof

3. Hocus pocus stick it up your jocus abracadabrakafooya *puppy dog appears* POOF!
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I identify as...

Unstable SJW: I identify as... an omnisexual dragon

Sane person: Yeahhh.... no goodbye
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