Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*
Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
by UltimateDoge September 05, 2022
I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.
Songs in the key if G Major:
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day
Let Her Go by Passenger
Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day
Let Her Go by Passenger
Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan
by UltimateDoge January 07, 2025
A Green Day album with amazing songs such as Dominated Love Slave by Tre Cool and Christie Road. The reason the name was given is because Kerplunk is the sound a dookie makes when it lands in the toilet.
Kerplunk! 💩
by UltimateDoge May 12, 2022
Person 1: Tell me a fun fact about yourself
Person 2: I'm bisexual, therefore any hole's a goal
Person 1: Ahhh I see
Person 2: I'm bisexual, therefore any hole's a goal
Person 1: Ahhh I see
by UltimateDoge August 29, 2022
by UltimateDoge October 11, 2022
1. Nigger is my favourite word
2. Never ask a man their salary, never ask a woman their age, and last but not least, never ask a Clawfinger fan their favourite song.
2. Never ask a man their salary, never ask a woman their age, and last but not least, never ask a Clawfinger fan their favourite song.
by UltimateDoge December 26, 2024
by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022