UltimateDoge's definitions

Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Sentence

Something Joe Biden isn't good at forming.

Joe Biden cannot form se-se-se sentence. Oh fuck, Joe Biden has corrupted my brain and now I've caught his stutter!

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Cbeebies

My fucking childhood

Cbeebies made my childhood

by UltimateDoge May 12, 2022

Jim Carrey

A talented actor who appears to sniff severals lines of coke before each movie.

No one can pull funny faces quite like Jim Carrey

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

Dreamsexual

Total bullshit

It's so sad that such sad lowlife DSMP stans stoop so low that they have to make up their own sexuality "dreamsexual" to fit in with the LGTBQ+ community. Like damnnnn why do people want to be oppressed so badly pmsl 😂

by UltimateDoge August 29, 2022

Runny Tummy

A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.

Symptoms include:

•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain

Causes:

•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout

Treatment:

•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell

I ate a Taco Bell 3 hours ago and I now have a runny tummy as a result.

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022

Sieg Heil

Nazi salute which also became a greeting in Germany

"Sieg Heil Meine Führer Neger"
Sieg Heil, Brüder"

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2024