Definitions by Ugly Dave

wedding tackle 

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

wedding tackle by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

fart butter 

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

fart butter by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007

waffle crapper 

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

waffle crapper by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007