Ugly Dave's definitions

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008