Ugly Dave's definitions

infopoop

Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.

I went to Infopoop.com to get the latest infopoop on global warming.

by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009

barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007