Ugly Dave's definitions

btf

a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus

Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

ftb

a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus

Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007