10 definitions by Ugly Dave

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave August 28, 2007

intellipoop

1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.

George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"

by Ugly Dave July 13, 2009

ftb

a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus

Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB

by Ugly Dave September 29, 2007