Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Monika After Story
A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
Monika After Story by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
Cancer
1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
Cancer by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
Genetic Lottery Loser
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."
"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
Genetic Lottery Loser by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
Off Day
An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.
My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.
Off Day by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
Ben Garrison
Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.
Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.
His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.
His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.
Ben Garrison by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
A website that was really funny and interesting until about 2016-18, when it became a liberal echo tunnel.
I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
Reddit by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
Drider
A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.
The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
Drider by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021