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Jump Around
Jump Around
1% Rapid-fire rapping
19% Being played at every stadium that has ever existed
80% A really weird noise that sounds like a dog getting run over by a car
1% Rapid-fire rapping
19% Being played at every stadium that has ever existed
80% A really weird noise that sounds like a dog getting run over by a car
Jump Around by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
Teenage Depression
A serious issue that is not addressed nearly enough.
When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.
Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.
The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...
With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:
Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.
Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.
Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.
Deeper depression leads to self-harm.
And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.
Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.
The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...
With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:
Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.
Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.
Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.
Deeper depression leads to self-harm.
And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
Teenage Depression is real. If your teen seems to be a bit irritable and down, don't dismiss it as a phase.
Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
Teenage Depression by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
Fuck It
Fuck It by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
1. The fifth letter of the English alphabet.
2. A grade formerly used in schools between a D and an F. It has since been removed because some people thought it could be interpreted as "Excellent."
3. A retarded meme that does nothing but demonstrate that literally anything can be a meme.
4. A perfect response for when something awkward happens and you don't know what to say.
2. A grade formerly used in schools between a D and an F. It has since been removed because some people thought it could be interpreted as "Excellent."
3. A retarded meme that does nothing but demonstrate that literally anything can be a meme.
4. A perfect response for when something awkward happens and you don't know what to say.
1. A B C D e F G
2. "I got an E on that test yesterday."
"What? I thought "E" wasn't even a grade anymore!"
"Apparently it is when you fail that bad. Maybe it means my brain is 'empty'?"
3. "Markiplier + Lord Farquaad = E"
4. "You're going to horny jail"
"E"
2. "I got an E on that test yesterday."
"What? I thought "E" wasn't even a grade anymore!"
"Apparently it is when you fail that bad. Maybe it means my brain is 'empty'?"
3. "Markiplier + Lord Farquaad = E"
4. "You're going to horny jail"
"E"
E by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
Urban Back Burner
A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.
Urban Back Burner by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
The Golden Rule
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
The Golden Rule by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Whether or not the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right" is morally correct has been heavily disputed to this day.
For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021