Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022

I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

DECEASED

When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word.

(Yes, it must be in all caps.)

Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 05, 2021

Urban Backdraft

Something you may end up on the wrong end of if you have certain opinions.

When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."

Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 01, 2022

December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.

Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020

Pink Floyd

The most overrated band of all time.

Dear Pink Floyd:

If I wanted to listen to a 6-10 minute song that has only 1-2 minutes of actual lyrics, or a 1-6 minute song that has incredibly repetitive lyrics, I would either sing in the shower, or listen to classical music.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 20, 2022

Golden Age

A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.

The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021