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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Like a pimple, but even worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine that very same pimple, but twice as large and even more sensitive. Like, so sensitive that it will flare up and burn like hell if you just accidentally brush something against it. That's a boil for you. Did I mention that it takes almost a week of rigorous treatment to make it go away?
Boil by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022

🤡 

Clown Emoji. Primarily used to mock an idiotic or hypocritical statement.
Dumbass: Mother Teresa was an amazing human being.

Smart Person: She was a child trafficker. 🤡
🤡 by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022
Damn, this music slaps bro
Slap by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022

Vanoss ADHD 

When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.

Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:

Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):

The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.

Nogla: Hey, little guy.

Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!

Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!

Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?

Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!

Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
Vanoss ADHD by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2022

Getting Defeated 

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.
"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."
An odd game that starts off as an extremely adorable and upbeat platformer. But as you go on, the game gradually becomes more and more cursed until it's a terrifying, paranoia-inducing nightmare.
Eversion is a fucking terrifying game. Even though it didn't withstand the test of time, it will make you want to sleep with one eye open. While gripping a cross in your hand.
Eversion by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

Cat Mario 

Mario, but with a Cat; and a ton of unfair BS. Trial and error galore.
Cat Mario by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022