Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024

Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.

Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 08, 2022

July 1

The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.

CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 01, 2022

Give The Middle Finger

To completely defy something or someone.

"Give the Middle Finger" in a sentence:

"This game (Big Rigs Over The Road Racing) gives gravity the middle finger!" -AVGN

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2022

He

"I have zero interest in you."

"The more Y's you put in "Hey", the more interested you are in the person. Heyyyyyy"

"He"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021

Cheesing

Using a game mechanic (whether intentional or not) to completely bypass a level or boss.

In the original Castlevania for the NES, the holy water was (in)famously effective at cheesing every single boss in the game except for Dracula himself. It was so overpowered that even the most casual gamer could play through the game with ease, only to ragequit at the final boss because suddenly, holy water doesn't work anymore.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 02, 2022

It Was Rated R

The most underrated joke in Spongebob.

Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in the pirate movie?

Mr. Krabs: Why?

Squidward: It was rated R!
Hahahaha! Arr! ...Because it's...about...pirates?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 16, 2022