Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Types of Atheists
Types of atheists include:
- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.
- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.
- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.
- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.
- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)
- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.
- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.
- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.
- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.
- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)
- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
Types of Atheists by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
r/ShowerThoughts
r/ShowerThoughts by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
r/TrueUnpopularOpinion
What it's supposed to be: A replacement subreddit for r/UnpopularOpinion, a sub so ludicrously overmoderated that it's pretty much impossible to post anything.
Reality: A place where liberals have a bitch fit because people who disagree with them are allowed to comment and make posts stating their opinions without getting dogpiled, censored, and ultimately banned. The idea of hearing people who don't agree with them is so utterly foreign that they must attack it at all opportunities.
Unfortunately, they fail to realize that "Unpopular on Reddit" is a post flair for that exact reason, and that their own opinions are very much allowed.
Reality: A place where liberals have a bitch fit because people who disagree with them are allowed to comment and make posts stating their opinions without getting dogpiled, censored, and ultimately banned. The idea of hearing people who don't agree with them is so utterly foreign that they must attack it at all opportunities.
Unfortunately, they fail to realize that "Unpopular on Reddit" is a post flair for that exact reason, and that their own opinions are very much allowed.
r/TrueUnpopularOpinion by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
r/atheism
The group that is responsible for the widely-held belief that all atheists are extreme-left fucktards. (They aren't.)
r/atheism can go fuck a duck
r/atheism by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Chonker
A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.
The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.
Chonker by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Retard
"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."
Retard by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Feminazi
Portmanteau of "Feminist" and "Nazi."
A very harsh and derogatory term for a radical feminist. It almost always refers to ones who are disgustingly misandrist, often believing that all men are horrific pigs and should be eliminated from society...Yes, they seriously think that.
Feminazis are largely (if not almost exclusively) responsible for the feminist movement being almost impossible to take seriously for some people; however, every group has radical extremists, so one should not let that stop them.
A very harsh and derogatory term for a radical feminist. It almost always refers to ones who are disgustingly misandrist, often believing that all men are horrific pigs and should be eliminated from society...Yes, they seriously think that.
Feminazis are largely (if not almost exclusively) responsible for the feminist movement being almost impossible to take seriously for some people; however, every group has radical extremists, so one should not let that stop them.
Feminazi by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2024