Spicy Kitty

A slang term for a cat with a mean, grumpy, no-nonsense personality/disposition.

A spicy kitty isn't necessarily antisocial, per se, but often they are. They're also often female, but male cats can be spicy too.

My spicy kitty will attack you for simply being within five feet of her.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 18, 2024

Nickelback

A band people only hate because the Internet told them to.

"Why do we hate Nickelback?"
"We just do."
"Ok."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 08, 2023

Bridge Over Troubled Water

Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.

Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

Colin Powell

A controversial politician whom, despite being fully vaccinated and boosted, has died from COVID-19 on October 18, 2021 at the age of 84.

Colin Powell is a no longer living example of why the COVID vaccine does not work.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 09, 2021

Hallowthanksmas

An event occurring from October 1-31 (give or take) every year where people start thinking about Spooky Season. But wait! Thanksgiving is next month! And the month after that is Christmas!

The result is all of the holidays being lumped together, resulting in "Hallow" (Halloween) "Thanks" (Thanksgiving) "Mas" (Christmas).

Nobody:

Walmart in the middle of September: Happy Hallowthanksmas!

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2021

Cynic

A mean word for depressed realists who don't trust anyone for reasons that are admittedly quite valid if you look from their perspective for a bit.

He's not stuck-up, he's a cynic; he simply knows what the world is really like. Some people are just plain monsters, and the good ones are few and far between. And he knows that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 08, 2022