Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines
According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.
If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
Hyperacusis
A rare, debilitating hearing disorder that is characterized by an extreme sensitivity to sound. Normal sounds are perceived as too loud, while very loud sounds (such as a crowd cheering at a concert, or a very loud talker), are extremely painful and sometimes distorted.
People with hyperacusis also tend to have tinnitus as well, which worsens with loud sounds. Talk about a Double Whammy!
Hyperacusis often comes on suddenly, and it is not curable. However, it can be reduced to the point that it's barely noticeable.
People with hyperacusis also tend to have tinnitus as well, which worsens with loud sounds. Talk about a Double Whammy!
Hyperacusis often comes on suddenly, and it is not curable. However, it can be reduced to the point that it's barely noticeable.
"My mate has hyperacusis, and his mom talks so loud that I can hear her loud and clear all the way across the house. I can only wince at how painful it must be for him."
Hyperacusis by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
Norman Lloyd
Norman Lloyd (Born Norman Nathan Perlmutter) was an American actor. Born on November 8, 1914, Lloyd was the was the longest-lived actor of all time -- and also the longest-active actor of all time -- with a career that lasted from the age of eight until his death on May 11, 2021 at the ripe old age of 106.
The last film Norman Lloyd appeared in before his death was Trainwreck. He was 100 years old at the time of its release.
That's pretty crazy.
That's pretty crazy.
Norman Lloyd by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2021
ASDFophobia
The origin of ASDFophobia
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
ASDFophobia by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2021
Cartoon Logic
AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
Cartoon Logic by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021
Big Iron
A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.
The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.
Some of the most popular ones include:
-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins
-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone
-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.
Some of the most popular ones include:
-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins
-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone
-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big Iron by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021