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Absolute Unit 

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

OH LAWD, HE COMIN 

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

Extra Special 

Man, you are extra special, my dude.
An acronym which means "You Might Be A Redneck." The acronym is used in a series of jokes by comedian Jeff Foxworthy about people who do things that rednecks do.
"YMBAR if the stock market crashes and it doesn't affect you one bit."
YMBAR by Ubeenbamboozledson April 1, 2022

Blue Suede Shoes 

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.
Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Elvis Didn't Die 

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")
Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose! 

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."
"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"