A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.
The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014
Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014
The buddhist counterterm to YOLO.
Short for You Don't Only Live Once.
Origin: Unknown, but qualitative research suggests an origin from some ambitious female afraid of having too much fun.
Short for You Don't Only Live Once.
Origin: Unknown, but qualitative research suggests an origin from some ambitious female afraid of having too much fun.
1 - "Babe, let's get busy tonight"
2 - "I wanna wait till we're married"
1 - "Come on, live a little!"
2 - "YDOLO"
2 - "I wanna wait till we're married"
1 - "Come on, live a little!"
2 - "YDOLO"
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.
The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).
Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale
The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).
Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale
- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
n.
Pronounced: Broah
The term used to imply that a guy shares more than 25% genetic material with the hot gal with whom he hangs out. Therefore making it impossible for them to be lovers or in that case at least gross.
It follows the life-embracing philosophy that good looking women are fair game, regardless of how things seem.
Some people may assume that the term implies some kind of envy. They would be correct in their assumption.
Origin: In Scandinavia bror means brother
Pronounced: Broah
The term used to imply that a guy shares more than 25% genetic material with the hot gal with whom he hangs out. Therefore making it impossible for them to be lovers or in that case at least gross.
It follows the life-embracing philosophy that good looking women are fair game, regardless of how things seem.
Some people may assume that the term implies some kind of envy. They would be correct in their assumption.
Origin: In Scandinavia bror means brother
Person 1: - "Look at the lungs on that girl, I bet she can't see her feet!"
Person 2: - "But who's that guy?"
Person 1: - "Uhr. That's gotta be her bror"
Person 2: - "Why is she doing THAT to her bror?! That ain't right man..."
Person 2: - "But who's that guy?"
Person 1: - "Uhr. That's gotta be her bror"
Person 2: - "Why is she doing THAT to her bror?! That ain't right man..."
by UT+Per7 August 18, 2014
Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014
N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere
Used to express detest for a female.
Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Used to express detest for a female.
Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."
Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
- Person 2: "Neva.."
- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"
- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."
Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"
- Person 2: "Neva.."
- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"
- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014