UT+Per7's definitions

Bootyversary

When someone has had the same booty call for a year

Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"

by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014

you done trumped up

YOU DONE TRUMPED UP

A specification of you done fucked up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 27, 2017

you done trumped up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017

YDOLO

The buddhist counterterm to YOLO.
Short for You Don't Only Live Once.

Origin: Unknown, but qualitative research suggests an origin from some ambitious female afraid of having too much fun.

1 - "Babe, let's get busy tonight"
2 - "I wanna wait till we're married"
1 - "Come on, live a little!"
2 - "YDOLO"

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

the Frank Hvam-test

A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.

The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.

Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam

- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”

- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”

by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014

Kg-scale

The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.

The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).

Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale

- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014