Definitions by USPFCMC

Hersheys Handjob 

When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.

Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.

Hersheys Handjob by USPFCMC September 5, 2023

Elephante Waterfall 

The act of filling up a water truck with elephant semen and having it drive in front and spray the semen all over the road coating everyone and everything in sight. Then having another heavy truck drive behind it splashing all puddles of semen to coat unsuspecting pedestrians and cars alike.

So me and my fellow construction workers loaded up a water truck to perform an elephante waterfall. We are still pending court chargers.

Elephante Waterfall by USPFCMC August 29, 2023

Blump-kiss 

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

Blump-kiss by USPFCMC March 8, 2023