USAF Cadet 's definitions

cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.

I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

tight sac-de-noix

A tight sac-de-noix is a firm container for a guy's sperm factories that he plays with while he's jacking his meat.

When I'm taking care of my morning wood, I like to play with my tight sac-de-noix!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

jock-raid

A jock-raid is similar to a pantie-raid, but here at the Academy, we raid other cadet's rooms and steal their cum-stained jockstraps.

Last night several of us went on a jock-raid and scored some pretty cummy jockstraps!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.

I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

butt-crack cumgasm

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.

Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

wispies

wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.

I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021