USAF Cadet 's definitions
A field telephone is a communications device used in the military to talk to troops in out-lying areas. It is used in some electro-sex sessions to send a "message" to the recipient. Electrodes are attached to a guy's cock & balls, his tits, and maybe his asshole. When the phone's crank is turned, it sends a jolt of electricity to wherever the electrodes are attached on a guy's body. The faster the crank is turned - the bigger and longer the jolt.
When we were out camping, some of the guys wanted to practice using a field telephone and they it used on me -- on my nuts, cock, tits, and butt-hole - they really cranked me -- it hurt, but I was having dry-gasms before they finished!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
Get the field telephonemug. To dry-fuck means for a guy to push his dick into another dude's asshole and bonerize him without using any lube.
by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021
Get the dry-fuckmug. A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Hot-Pocketmug. fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.
by USAF Cadet May 4, 2021
Get the fucking awesomemug. An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
Get the ass-wipemug. by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021
Get the self-suckermug. boy-beaver is a young guy's hairy asshole.
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
Get the boy-beavermug.