cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.
My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!
by USAF Cadet November 02, 2020
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toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.
Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.
I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
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freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.
Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
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gooey eruption

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.
Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.
My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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