cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.
I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021
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cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.
Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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Mile-High Club Royale

The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021
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Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
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morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!
Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.
When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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