toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.
Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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Adonis Dick

An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.
My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet January 04, 2021
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Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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glory-hole tokens

glory-hole tokens are quarter-like coins used to buy time in a glory-hole booth, and used by cadets to play cards with. We use them whenever we need a blowjob in Colorado Springs.
Matt and I won at cards last Friday night, and we decided to use some of our glory-hole tokens to get blowjobs!
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
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oral

oral refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by sucking dick.
I'm an oral guy -- I like sucking dick!
by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021
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shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.
I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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boner

A boner is rock-hard dick.
I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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