e-stim

e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.
Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
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cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.
Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!
by USAF Cadet August 02, 2021
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dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.
I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
mugGet the dark-gasmmug.

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.
I often get a spontaneous woodie!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
mugGet the rim-suck positionmug.

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.
That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
mugGet the foot-long hot-dogmug.