USAF Cadet 's definitions

Penalty Box

A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.

I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

donkey-dick

A donkey-dick is a very big uncircumcised schlong.

I"ve got 8", but a fellow cadet, Jason, has a donkey-dick!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.

Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

cock-holder

A cock-holder is another guy's mouth.

Matt asked me to be be his cock-holder when he was taking a piss in a urinal, so I held his dick in my mouth while he peed!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Fleshlight Buddies

Fleshlight Buddies are two or more stoned cadets who enjoy using a Fleshlight to jack off other cadets' dicks and giving them swirlies on their cock-heads giving them awesome Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasms, and then sucking the warm cum out of it and swallowing.

Matt, Casey, Connor, Brandon, and a few other cadets are my Fleshlight Buddies!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Lizardi Fooliani

Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.

I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a cumshot a guy has when he's asleep -- a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020