toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.

We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."

Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

Dragon Egg

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.

Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Cadet Menage a Trois

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021