stiffy

A stiffy is an insistent raging boner.

I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!

by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021

dick-honey

dick-honey is a guy's cum

Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021

pleasure

To pleasure a guy, you suck his dick and fuck him in the ass until you both have pleasure-gasms.

Damn -- I really like to pleasure Matt and swallow his big load!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

bust a nut

To bust a nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

It only took me three minutes for me to jack off this morning and bust a nut!

by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

cum-rush cumgasm

A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020

Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021