pussy-boy

A pussy-boy is a young guy -- hairless, with a tight pink asshole, a willing mouth who other dudes use to get their rocks off by fucking him in his mouth or asshole.

I think I'm my roomies' pussy-boy because they all like to fuck me in my mouth or asshole!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

stroke-gasm

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.

I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

let it cum

"let it come" is what other guys shout when you say "I'm gonna cum" while another dude is sucking your dick.

Matt said "I'm gonna cum" before he blew his load into my mouth -- and another dude shouted "let it cum" !

by USAF Cadet July 09, 2021

de-committeed

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.

Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!

by USAF Cadet February 06, 2021

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.

I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet July 05, 2021

sink jack-off

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!

by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021