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banana-bate

To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.
Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
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cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
mugGet the cardboard toilet paper tubemug.

toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
mugGet the toke-gasmmug.

Daddy Dong

A Daddy Dong is the long fat cock that a guy like your father has.
When I go to the baths, I sometimes like sucking off guys with a Daddy Dong like my Dad has!
by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021
mugGet the Daddy Dongmug.

franco gif

A franco gif is a gay porn gif depicting a hot dude with a big dick being masturbated by a machine that sucks his cock - - cumgasm after cumgasm after cumgasm.
I felt like a franco gif when my cadet roomie hooked me up to an Accu-jac and left it on, sucking me off over and over again, making me have multiple cumgasms -- and then he drank my cum!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
mugGet the franco gifmug.

drowning in cum

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.
Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!
by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020
mugGet the drowning in cummug.

Boodle Boy

A Boodle Boy is a young man attending a military school who is assigned to be the Commandant's personal servant, as punishment or because the Commandant has taken a personal interest in his training.
I fucked up, and now they'e talking about making me the Commandant's Boodle Boy as punishment - I'll probably have to suck his dick and get fucked in my cadet asshole every day!
by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021
mugGet the Boodle Boymug.

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