Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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stubby

A stubby is a short, fat dick.
I tried to suck this dude with a stubby at the gloryholes, but I couldn't even get the head of his dick in my mouth, so I just licked his c-spot until he blew his load!
by USAF Cadet June 14, 2021
mugGet the stubbymug.

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
mugGet the banana cream-piemug.

Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.
He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
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dick-hugger

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.
My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021
mugGet the dick-huggermug.

cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.
Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
mugGet the cumplosionmug.

jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
mugGet the jockstrap cum-flakesmug.