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popcorn fuck

A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, sometimes gives me a popcorn fuck up my boy-hole, and fucks me silly, and when I force the kernals out of my ass, he pops them and makes me eat some!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
mugGet the popcorn fuckmug.

cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
mugGet the cum-cupmug.

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is the cum deposited in a guy's asshole when two dudes fuck him and have cumgasms when they fuck him in his asshole and have cumgasms at the same time.
Two of my roomies fucked me at the same time and gave me a double-cream filling!
by USAF Cadet August 19, 2021
mugGet the double-cream fillingmug.

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.
When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
mugGet the jerk-the-gherkinmug.

morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!
Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
mugGet the morning woodmug.

hypno-gasm

A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.
I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
mugGet the hypno-gasmmug.

Dick Whisperer

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
mugGet the Dick Whisperermug.

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