USAF Cadet 's definitions

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a Birthday Suit Blow-Job - a blowjob when the guy being sucked is naked.

When my cadet roomie, Matt, got up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.

We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.

When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.

by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

lick my sack

lick my sack is what a guy tells you, his cocksucker, to do while you suck a cumgasm out of his dick.

Matt always says "lick my sack" when I suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

ginger minge

A ginger minge is a red-haired pussy.

I asked Matt, my roomie if he'd ever fucked a ginger minge -- he said he had!

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021